5 types of people you’ll find at The Howl
Time is ticking and it's not long until we're back with the 13 most frightful nights of the year! To prepare you, here's our round up of the 5 types of people you'll find at The Howl…can you spot you and your mates?
Putting on a brave face
That bloke from work dragged you along and now you gotta save face. You can't let him know you've been scared of clowns since that unfortunate incident at Tom's birthday party when you were seven…
Your best friend's wedding, a cat in a bow tie, The Squealers chasing you with a chainsaw… everything sets you off. You try so hard to hold them back but that river of tears just keeps coming. At least it's not just your yearly trip to The Howl that has you crying like a baby!
Macho Man (Without a Plan)
You hit the gym daily, your swans are sick, you're big and tough and not scared of anything… right? It's a good job it's dark in The Shed cos let's face it, you're not prepared for this. Cardio's for losers… but you're gunna be running all the way home.
"I only came for the bar!"
We all know the sort: you can't be dealin' with clowns and wolves – your main fear is the queue for the bar, and forget Squealers Yard cos the only pig you want to be seeing is the hog roast.
Fearless Adrenaline Junkie
Some people need their morning coffee; you just need that daily hit of adrenaline. You're living for the thrill, and from up there on your adrenaline high, nothing scares you. A clown? Fun! A werewolf? What a cute doggo. Your so into scares you've got a Fast Track XScream Pass to speed you past those queues and get you to the haunts quicker!
Published: 18th Sep